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| − | She is a savage teenage abomination who has watched Player Select way too many times. She was born to TigerstarClone#5 along with LionClone#6. She is secretly DanTDM and looks like Moonkitti but is close to kicking your |
+ | She is a savage teenage abomination who has watched Player Select way too many times. She was born to TigerstarClone#5 along with LionClone#6. She is secretly DanTDM and looks like Moonkitti but is close to kicking your butt. |
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| + | In highschool, Ratchetpaw wanted to ask her out, but he was shy and didn't know much common ground between them other than the fact that both of them were emo. So one day, he saw her listening to Evanescence on her iPod Nano. He made his move, and asked if she liked the band. She said, "yeah, I like that kind of hardcore emo metal." This was it; he had an 'in.' Ratchetpaw pulled out his Sony Zune and offered her an earbud, saying "I think I know a band you might like if you like Evanescence." He went to his albums and picked ''Once'' by Nightwish, and played it from the beginning. Myrtlepaw started to grimace as she listened to Vuorinen's legendary guitar-shredding at the beginning of ''Dark Chest of Wonders'', and pulled out the earbud as soon as Tarja started to sing opera, saying "wow, this is too much for me." |
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| + | Ratchetpaw lost his shit on the spot and made a bunch of sperging sounds while shouting, "You're a fucking poser! I bet you've never even heard of Brand New either!" And then he fucking smacked that fake-ass normie on her stupid fat face. And the rest of the gym turned their attention to Myrtlepaw and started pointing and laughing at her while chanting the "Be my babe" part of ''Not the Sun'' as Ratchetpaw kept slapping her in the face, both of them progressively screeching louder. |
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| + | The next day, Myrtlepaw sneaked a few guns into the school by stuffing them the tuba she played for band. She killed approximately 17 students and injured 8 more before ending her own life as the police surrounded her. She reincarnated as a cat of ShadowClan moments later, retaining a hatred of music-gatekeepers from her previous life. There she lived a fulfilling life and had many children, all of them named after mainstream punk-pop bands of the early-to-mid-2000s. Apparently she's from ThunderClan though but I can't tell you since I don't give a shit. |
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Latest revision as of 09:28, 5 March 2021
She is a savage teenage abomination who has watched Player Select way too many times. She was born to TigerstarClone#5 along with LionClone#6. She is secretly DanTDM and looks like Moonkitti but is close to kicking your butt.
History
In highschool, Ratchetpaw wanted to ask her out, but he was shy and didn't know much common ground between them other than the fact that both of them were emo. So one day, he saw her listening to Evanescence on her iPod Nano. He made his move, and asked if she liked the band. She said, "yeah, I like that kind of hardcore emo metal." This was it; he had an 'in.' Ratchetpaw pulled out his Sony Zune and offered her an earbud, saying "I think I know a band you might like if you like Evanescence." He went to his albums and picked Once by Nightwish, and played it from the beginning. Myrtlepaw started to grimace as she listened to Vuorinen's legendary guitar-shredding at the beginning of Dark Chest of Wonders, and pulled out the earbud as soon as Tarja started to sing opera, saying "wow, this is too much for me."
Ratchetpaw lost his shit on the spot and made a bunch of sperging sounds while shouting, "You're a fucking poser! I bet you've never even heard of Brand New either!" And then he fucking smacked that fake-ass normie on her stupid fat face. And the rest of the gym turned their attention to Myrtlepaw and started pointing and laughing at her while chanting the "Be my babe" part of Not the Sun as Ratchetpaw kept slapping her in the face, both of them progressively screeching louder.
The next day, Myrtlepaw sneaked a few guns into the school by stuffing them the tuba she played for band. She killed approximately 17 students and injured 8 more before ending her own life as the police surrounded her. She reincarnated as a cat of ShadowClan moments later, retaining a hatred of music-gatekeepers from her previous life. There she lived a fulfilling life and had many children, all of them named after mainstream punk-pop bands of the early-to-mid-2000s. Apparently she's from ThunderClan though but I can't tell you since I don't give a shit.